Get Off the ‘Net!

Okay everyone, it’s time to turn off your interwebs. I don’t care what you have to do. Pull out the chord and throw your router off a cliff. Just do whatever it takes. The Force Awakens just premiered and Patton Oswalt has this to say

I don’t know about you, but I’m not taking any chances. This means no wikiality rabbit holes until Friday. And if you have any family or friends who are lucky bastards with Thursday tickets, well you better make sure they know what’s good for them.

You know the shock I’m worried about is Han’s death. I talk about why I think it will happen here, considering the influence Joseph Campbell has on the franchise, and Sith Pacify just posted another take on it that you should check out.

On an exciting note, Oswalt also has this to say:

Looking back at his opener for Parks and Rec, I think I’m pretty comfortable with trusting his taste…

I would watch that movie, Patton.

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